russian\ toilette

russian\ toilette
1. (Russian Toilette) (12162↑, 2078↓)
After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost" Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"

Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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